• friend: you hung out with him? so what happened?
  • *i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
  • friend: BITCH
  • me: BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • friend: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • me: BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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shikaamaru:

friend: hey are you a fan of Sailor Moo-

me:

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roomsofthehovse:

uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

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Timestamp: 1407297158

chadontop:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

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flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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