flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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stfukat:

theclearlydope:

Thanks to some asshole I had to explain to my kid about the birds and the bees in a Cosco. 

Lool I love this

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Timestamp: 1404435937

cirquedumisfit:

this—too—shall—pass:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

i laughed way too hard at this babe

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WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE FUCKERS

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Timestamp: 1403661725
  • facebook: 12 years olds bragging about having sex
  • tumblr: 18 years olds bragging about a guy making eye contact with them

princeofpumpkins:

miketooch:

hiyamiles:

buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it 

If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?

That was smooth as fuck omg

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